R.O.A.S.T.: Revenge of a School Teacher
by C. C. Noelle


Trade Paper: 6" x 9" 290 pp. ISBN: 978-1-59663-690-3, $18.95.   Special Introductory Price: $16.95

Elementary, My Dear Teacher!

    You won't believe what goes on behind closed doors at Greenland Elementary School! You can bet it's not advanced pedagogical training or special extracurricular activities …
    No teacher feels safe when Sarah Smith, a Kindergarten teacher at the small school in Kelleyland, Maine, disappears without a trace!
    Then the local police fear they might have a serial killer on their hands after another teacher is murdered in a decidedly bizarre manner.
    As terror spreads through the school, like flu on a blustery January day, events become evermore surreal. Is there a copycat killer on the loose? Has the REAL killer been murdered during the general mayhem? Or, is someone trying to frame an innocent teacher?
    Follow the lesson plans and see if you can discover the mystery killer before the end of the tale. If not, then be prepared for a shocking surprise as events unravel! And, for heaven's sake, don't forget the Teacher's Meeting in the gym after school next week! R.O.A.S.T. is a satirical romp through a seriously dysfunctional school … and you thought OFFICE POLITICS was deadly!!

ABOUT THE AUTHOR
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C.C. Noelle loves reading scary stories, traveling to Maine and Alaska, writing novels and photography, as she produced the photograph on the front cover and her daughter, K.C. Noelle, took the photo. Coming soon: R.O.A.S.T. PART II: REVENGE OF A SCHOOL TEACHER IN ALASKA. Her website is http://www.ccnoelle.com
 

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